Welcome to the Barrow Evening Mail… first off, we are not the North West Evening Mail (the printed paper), we do not profess to hold their obvious prowess with a pen. Their writing style is detailed, succinct and they never exploit a situation to gain a few extra column inches. In short, they are absolutely professional.
We are not.
We make up nonsense… all our stories are fake. We enjoy the cut and thrust of our own imaginations, and are willing to push the normal into the extraordinary. Or, in short, we are bored and trying to fill our time… on this page we also like to say, “in short”.
We hope that you stay around and enjoy the paper for everything we can offer.
So, in short, make a brew and put your feet up.