Poo Pile Poses Problem

Chaos was the watchword today as Dalton came to a standstill. Residents looked on in horror as a HGV, loaded with the world’s largest Egg Sandwich trundled through the town centre. The wide load had begun its journey from a factory unit just outside of Kendal; however problems only started to occur when the vehicle…
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Too Many Immigrants Claim Indigenous Locals

A protest has been organised that will bring Dalton Road to a standstill. The group behind the mass rally have announced themselves as being named Barrow First. They told our reporter that the “Immigrants were taking over the place. They demand houses to live in and hospitals to treat them and they spread out taking…
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